Nutcracker Pickleball Hoodie - Hold the Line
Hold the line. The nutcracker has his paddle up, a ball in his fist, boots on the paint, and the fixed stare of a guard who has not given up the kitchen since the first Saturday of December. The coat is red, the braid is gold, the footwork is nonexistent and unnecessary. A Christmas pickleball hoodie for the player who treats the kitchen line like a post.
- Original hand-drawn nutcracker in full uniform with his paddle raised, a ball in hand, and a jaw set for the whole game
- 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend fleece for everyday warmth
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a roomy front pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape wash after wash
- Loose, true-to-size unisex fit with a printed Coast to Coast inside neck label
- Available in sizes S-2XL
For the partner who never drifts back, the friend who runs December open play like a drill, or a pickleball gift for the one who stands still and wins anyway. Watch the kitchen line.
Size Guide
We want you to LOVE your pickleball apparel — here's how to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches, laid flat.
Hoodies
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.25" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
T-Shirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.9" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 9.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.75" |
| XXL | 32" | 26" | 10" |
Classic Tanks
| Size | Length | Width | Arm Opening |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 16.25" | 9.5" |
| S | 27" | 18.25" | 10" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 10.75" |
| L | 29" | 22.25" | 11.5" |
| XL | 30" | 14.25" | 12.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 22.25" | 13.5" |
Women's Racerback Tanks
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 14" |
| S | 27.5" | 15" |
| M | 28" | 16" |
| L | 28.5" | 17" |
| XL | 29" | 18" |
| XXL | 29.5" | 19" |
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order
Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping
Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns
Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.




























