Funny Turtle Pickleball Sticker - The Kitchen Can Wait
The kitchen isn’t going anywhere. This turtle has a paddle, a plan, and absolutely no intention of sprinting to prove a point. Add a little slow-and-steady court attitude to your laptop or notebook with a player who considers patience a legitimate strategy.
- One unhurried turtle with a paddle, a pickleball, and his own very reasonable pace.
- Word-free character artwork with plenty of personality.
- Durable vinyl with a glossy finish and white backing.
- Kiss-cut shape with an intact backing for easy peeling.
- Available in 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, and 6″ × 6″ size options.
- Strong adhesive for smooth, flat indoor surfaces; not waterproof.
For the partner who takes their time and still wins the rally, the turtle lover at open play, or the friend who needs one more minute before one more game. Small sticker. No rush.
Size Guide
We want you to LOVE your pickleball apparel — here's how to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches, laid flat.
Hoodies
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.25" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
T-Shirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.9" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 9.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.75" |
| XXL | 32" | 26" | 10" |
Classic Tanks
| Size | Length | Width | Arm Opening |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 16.25" | 9.5" |
| S | 27" | 18.25" | 10" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 10.75" |
| L | 29" | 22.25" | 11.5" |
| XL | 30" | 14.25" | 12.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 22.25" | 13.5" |
Women's Racerback Tanks
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 14" |
| S | 27.5" | 15" |
| M | 28" | 16" |
| L | 28.5" | 17" |
| XL | 29" | 18" |
| XXL | 29.5" | 19" |
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order
Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping
Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns
Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.