Funny Turtle Pickleball Hoodie - I'll Get to the Kitchen
I'll get to the kitchen. The turtle is taking a strategic pause on the kitchen shot, fully committed to pickleball's most forgivable strategy: let someone else get there first. This funny pickleball hoodie puts the unhurried and unbothered on a heavyweight pullover hoodie, with the excuse every slow mover leans on lettered right underneath.
- Original hand-drawn turtle holding a pickleball paddle, with "I'll get to the kitchen." lettered underneath
- 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend fleece for everyday warmth
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a roomy front pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape wash after wash
- Loose, true-to-size unisex fit with a printed Coast to Coast inside neck label
- Available in sizes S-2XL
Perfect for the player who takes their time, the partner who covers for them, or anyone who knows the kitchen isn't going anywhere.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Size Guide
We want you to LOVE your pickleball apparel — here's how to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches, laid flat.
Hoodies
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.25" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
T-Shirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.9" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 9.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.75" |
| XXL | 32" | 26" | 10" |
Classic Tanks
| Size | Length | Width | Arm Opening |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 16.25" | 9.5" |
| S | 27" | 18.25" | 10" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 10.75" |
| L | 29" | 22.25" | 11.5" |
| XL | 30" | 14.25" | 12.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 22.25" | 13.5" |
Women's Racerback Tanks
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 14" |
| S | 27.5" | 15" |
| M | 28" | 16" |
| L | 28.5" | 17" |
| XL | 29" | 18" |
| XXL | 29.5" | 19" |
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order
Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping
Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns
Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.