Funny Turtle Pickleball Crewneck Sweatshirt - The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
The kitchen isn't going anywhere. This turtle has made peace with his own pace, and he is not about to rush a dink just because someone yelled kitchen from the other side of the net. This funny pickleball sweatshirt puts the steadiest player on the court on a heavyweight crewneck, with his unbothered outlook lettered right underneath.
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece for everyday warmth
- Loose, true-to-size unisex fit with a sewn-in label
- Durable construction that holds up wash after wash
- Available in sizes S-2XL
- Original hand-drawn turtle with a paddle and "The kitchen isn't going anywhere." lettered underneath
For the player who refuses to rush a shot, the partner who takes their time and still wins the point, or a pickleball gift for the slowest, steadiest player you know. I'll get to the kitchen.
Size Guide
We want you to LOVE your pickleball apparel — here's how to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches, laid flat.
Hoodies
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.25" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
T-Shirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.9" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 9.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.75" |
| XXL | 32" | 26" | 10" |
Classic Tanks
| Size | Length | Width | Arm Opening |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 16.25" | 9.5" |
| S | 27" | 18.25" | 10" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 10.75" |
| L | 29" | 22.25" | 11.5" |
| XL | 30" | 14.25" | 12.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 22.25" | 13.5" |
Women's Racerback Tanks
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 14" |
| S | 27.5" | 15" |
| M | 28" | 16" |
| L | 28.5" | 17" |
| XL | 29" | 18" |
| XXL | 29.5" | 19" |
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order
Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping
Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns
Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.