Funny Snake Pickleball Crewneck Sweatshirt - No Feet, No Foot Faults
No feet. No foot faults. The snake has never once worried about which foot touches the kitchen line, which honestly feels like cheating. This funny pickleball sweatshirt puts the only player on the court with a built-in loophole on a heavyweight crewneck, with his technicality lettered right underneath.
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece for everyday warmth
- Loose, true-to-size unisex fit with a sewn-in label
- Durable construction that holds up wash after wash
- Available in sizes S-2XL
- Original hand-drawn snake with a paddle and "No feet. No foot faults." lettered underneath
For the player who finds a loophole in every rule, the partner who never gets called for a foot fault, or a pickleball gift for the friend who makes the least effort look like strategy. Footwork is overrated.
Size Guide
We want you to LOVE your pickleball apparel — here's how to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches, laid flat.
Hoodies
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.25" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
T-Shirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.9" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 9.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.75" |
| XXL | 32" | 26" | 10" |
Classic Tanks
| Size | Length | Width | Arm Opening |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 16.25" | 9.5" |
| S | 27" | 18.25" | 10" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 10.75" |
| L | 29" | 22.25" | 11.5" |
| XL | 30" | 14.25" | 12.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 22.25" | 13.5" |
Women's Racerback Tanks
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 14" |
| S | 27.5" | 15" |
| M | 28" | 16" |
| L | 28.5" | 17" |
| XL | 29" | 18" |
| XXL | 29.5" | 19" |
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order
Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping
Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns
Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.