Funny Christmas Ornament Pickleball Crewneck Sweatshirt - Please Don't Hit It at Me
Please don't hit it at me. The ornament asks nicely, with a paddle held low, a ball held up as a peace offering, and the look of something that knows exactly how fragile it is. Gold cap, blue glass, no interest in a firefight. This funny pickleball crewneck sweatshirt puts it on medium-heavy fleece with the line lettered right underneath, for the player who gets targeted at the net and takes it personally.
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece for everyday warmth
- Loose, true-to-size unisex fit with a sewn-in label
- Durable construction that holds up wash after wash
- Available in sizes S-2XL
- Original hand-drawn blue Christmas ornament with a gold cap holding a paddle and a ball with wide worried eyes, with "Please don't hit it at me." lettered underneath
For the partner who ducks the speedups, the friend who plays the holiday mixer with the hard hitters, or a pickleball gift for the one everyone aims at. Handle with care.
Size Guide
We want you to LOVE your pickleball apparel — here's how to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches, laid flat.
Hoodies
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.25" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve* |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33.5" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34.5" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35.5" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 28" | 37.5" |
T-Shirts
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.9" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 9.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.75" |
| XXL | 32" | 26" | 10" |
Classic Tanks
| Size | Length | Width | Arm Opening |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 16.25" | 9.5" |
| S | 27" | 18.25" | 10" |
| M | 28" | 20.25" | 10.75" |
| L | 29" | 22.25" | 11.5" |
| XL | 30" | 14.25" | 12.5" |
| XXL | 31" | 22.25" | 13.5" |
Women's Racerback Tanks
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 14" |
| S | 27.5" | 15" |
| M | 28" | 16" |
| L | 28.5" | 17" |
| XL | 29" | 18" |
| XXL | 29.5" | 19" |
Shipping & Returns
Made to Order
Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping
Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns
Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.