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Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball hoodie, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
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Funny Turtle Pickleball Hoodie - The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere

$47.99
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Color: Dark Heather

The kitchen isn't going anywhere. This turtle has made peace with his own pace, and he is not about to rush a dink just because someone yelled kitchen from the other side of the net. This funny pickleball hoodie puts the steadiest player on the court on a heavyweight pullover hoodie, with his unbothered outlook lettered right underneath.

  • Original hand-drawn turtle with a paddle and "The kitchen isn't going anywhere." lettered underneath
  • 50/50 cotton-poly heavy blend fleece for everyday warmth
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a roomy front pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem that hold their shape wash after wash
  • Loose, true-to-size unisex fit with a printed Coast to Coast inside neck label
  • Available in sizes S-2XL

For the player who refuses to rush a shot, the partner who takes their time and still wins the point, or a pickleball gift for the slowest, steadiest player you know. I'll get to the kitchen.

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Made to Order

Every item is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Free US shipping

Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns

Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.