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Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
Turtle pickleball t-shirt, The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere
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Funny Turtle Pickleball T-Shirt - The Kitchen Isn't Going Anywhere

$23.99
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Color: Black

The kitchen isn't going anywhere. The turtle has thought about this carefully and decided the non-volley zone will still be there after one more stretch, one more sip, and one more slow lap. This funny pickleball t-shirt puts the calmest footwork on the court on a soft everyday tee, with his reasoning lettered right underneath.

  • Original hand-drawn turtle with a paddle and "The kitchen isn't going anywhere." lettered underneath
  • Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, soft from the first wear (heather colors are a cotton-poly blend)
  • Classic unisex fit with a ribbed crew neck and tapered shoulders
  • Side seams that hold their shape and a printed inside neck label, so no scratchy tag
  • Available in sizes S-2XL

For the partner who never sprints, the player who plays at their own tempo and wins anyway, or a pickleball gift for anyone who believes in slow and steady. I'll get to the kitchen.

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Made to Order

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Every order ships free to any US address. Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days after production, so expect 6–8 business days from order to doorstep.
Returns

Because items are made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for size or change of mind. Please check the size chart. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded in full if you contact us within 14 days of delivery.